Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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