He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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