Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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