If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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