I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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