I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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