I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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