Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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