So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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