Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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