he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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