Plan B is the new Plan A
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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