Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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