: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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