If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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