Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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