ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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