i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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