Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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