I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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