"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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