Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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