it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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