How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
They took my balls.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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