I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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