Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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