My cat gives me a boner
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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