summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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