apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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