Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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