Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Randomize
