Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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