we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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