Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is wine microwaveable?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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