Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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