Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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