did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
we should paint friendship bongs
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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