Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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