I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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