so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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