Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
