Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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