i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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