when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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