If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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