so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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