Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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