Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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