? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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