woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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