you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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