he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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