she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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