You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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