She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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