Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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