Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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